FAQ
Q: Does Guy speak any languages other than English?
A: Yes! He speaks German, French and Italian (though only a "very little", apparently)
Q: Did Guy really play the piano in 'Allo 'Allo?
A: No. He mimed the piece on a dummy keyboard, while a real pianist played the tune behind the set. He DID sing however, and very nice it was too.
Q: Did he really work with Johnny Depp??!!
A: He worked with a blow-up dummy of Johnny whilst making Pirates of the Caribbean. Don't ask such stupid questions.
Q: Why is your site so rubbish?
A: Go avay, Von Smallhausen!
Q: HE WAS IN I CLAUDIUS?!?!?! WHAT? WHEN? WHO? (Kindly submitted by a...not-so-dear friend of mine, Katherine)
A: In 1976, playing someone called Pylades. And yes, I'm sure he was a hit with the ladies...(Come on - you know it's funny)
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